Alabama * It is illegal to play dominoes on Sunday. * It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. * Bear wrestling matches are prohibited. * Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death. * Men may not spit infront of the opposite sex. * Masks may not be worn in public. * One must have windsheild wipers on one's car. * Solitare may not be played on Sundays. * In Aniston one can't wear blue jean's down Noble Street. Alaska * Huskies are not allowed in school buildings. * No child may build a snowman taller than himself on school property. * In Fairbanks it's illigal to feed alcholic beverages to a Moose. Arizona * Any misdemeanor comitted while wearing a red mask is considered a felony. * It's unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water. * In Glendale it's illegal to drive a car in reverse. * In Globe it's illegal to play cards in the street with a Native American. * In Hayden it's illegal to disturb bullfrogs or cottentailed rabbits with in the city limits. * In Nogales one can't wear suspenders. * In Tucson women can't wear pants. Arkansas * A man can beat his wife yet only once per month. * In Little Rock dogs can't bark after 6pm. * In Little Rock if a man and woman flirt with each other on the streets they could be jailed for 30 days. California * It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. * It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license. * Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet from a tavern,school or place of worship. * Woman can't drive while wearing a housecoat. * Bathhouses are illegal. * It's illegal to eat an orange while in the bathtub. * It's illegal to prevent children from playfully jumping over puddles of water. * In Blyth a person must own two cows before s/he is permitted to wear cowboy boots in public. * In Pacific Grove, "molesting" butterflies can result in a $500 fine. * In Pasadena it's illigal for a secratary to be alone in a room with her boss. * In Long Beach, it is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course. * In Los Angeles it's illegal to cry on a witness stand in any state court. * In Los Angeles it's also illegal to bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time. * In Oakland it's illegal to rob a birds nest that's in a public cemetary. * In San Fransisco it's illegal to beat a rug in front of your house. Colorado * In Denver it's illegal to mistreat rats. * In Denver it's also against the law to loan your next door neighbor your vacuum. * In Logan County, it is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep. * In Pueblo, it is illegal to let a dandelion grow within city limits. * In Sterling a loose a pet cat must have a tail light. Connecticut * It's illegal to dispose of used razorblades. * Any one caught biking (riding a bicycle) over 65mph will be ticketed. * In Devon it's against the law to walk backwards after sunset. * In Hartford it's illegal to educate a dog. * In Hartford a man can't kiss his wife on sundays. Delaware * "R" rated movies can't be shown in drive in theaters. * Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment. * On Fenwich Island it's illegal to lie down on a beach at night. * In Lewes it's illegal to wear pants that are "form fitting" around the waist. * In Rehoboth one may not wisper in church. * In Rehoboth changing into or out of a swimsuit in a public restroom is prohibited. * In South Bethany anyone walking a dog must carry a bag with them to pick up the dogs "poops" or risk a $100 fine. * Women can be fined for falling asleep under a hairdryer as can the salon owner. * It's illegal for a single, divorced, or widowed woman to Parachute on Sunday afternoons. * It's illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. * Walking with in 150ft zone between the streat and a beach while topless is prohibited. * It's considered an offense to shower naked. * It's illegal to skateboard without a license. * It's against the law to put livestock on a schoolbus. Georgia * It's illegal for a barber to advertise his prices. * It's illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole. * It's illegal to change the cloths on a store storfront maniquin unless the shades are drawn. * In Columbus it's illegal to sit on your porch in an indecent position. * In Johnsboro it's illegal to say "Oh,boy". * In Quitman it's illegal for chickens to cross the road. Hawaii * It's illegal to appear in public wearing only swimming trunks. * It's illegal to put pennies in your ear. * All residents may be fined for not owning a boat. Idaho * It's illegal to look unhappy. * Boxes of candy given as romantic gifts must weigh over 50lbs. * In Idaho falls it's illegal for anyone over 88 to ride a motercycle. * In Tamarack it's illegal to purchase onions after dark except with a special permit from the sheriff. Illinois * You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least a one dollar bill on your person. * In the city of Chicago,a hat pin is considered a concealed weapon, this law still applies to us today. Now it's part of the same law that makes it illegal for people to carry switchblades. * In Chicago it's illegal to take a French poodle to the opera. * In Joilet it's illegal for one to mispronounce the city's name. * In Zion it's illigal to teach pets to smoke cigars. Indiana * It's illegal to bathe in the winter time. * Liquor stores can't sell milk or cold soft drinks. * In Elkhart it's illegal for a barber to threaten to cut a childs ears off. * In Gary one can't attend a public theater or ride on public transport within 4 hrs of eating an onion or garlic. Iowa * A man with a moustache can't kiss a woman in public. * Kisses can't last for more than 5 minutes * In Dubuque any hotel within the city limits must have a water bucket and a hitching post in front of the building. * In Mount Vernon no one can pick a flower from a city park. * In Mount Vernon all softball dimond lights must be turned off at 10:30 pm. * Within Ottumwa city limits a man can't wink to any woman he doesn't know. Kansas * It's illegal for restaurants to sell cherry pie à la mode on Sundays. * In Witchita it's illegal to carry a concealed bean snapper. * In Witchita a husbands mistreatment of his mother-in-law, can't be used as grounds for a divorce. Kentucky * It's illegal to remarry the same man four times. * In Owensburrow a woman can't buy a hat without her husband's permission. Louisiana * One may either be fined 5thousand dollars, or sentanced to up to one year in prison for running an abortion advertisement. * It's against the law to gargle in public. * It's illegal to wear an alligator costume. * Catching lizards at night is prohibited. * In New Orlean's it's illegal for a woman to drive unless her husband is infront of the car waving a flag. * In Sulphur it's illegal to be an alcholic. Maine * The most money one can legally win gambling is three dollars. * After Jan 14th a person can be fined for having christmas decorations still up. * In Portland, it is illegal for men to tickle women under the chin with feather dusters. * It's also illegal to have untied shoe laces while walking down a street in Portland. * In Watervile it's illegal for one to blow ones nose in public. Maryland * It's Illegal to mistreat oysters. * In Baltimor it's illegal to scrub or wash sinks no matter how dirty they get. * In Halethorpe it's illegal to kiss another person for more than 1 second. Massachusetts * Mourners at a wake can't eat more than 3 sandwiches. * Snoring is illegal unless all bedroom windows are shut and securly locked. * It's illegal to wear a goatee with out a license. * Hunting on Sundays is prohibited. * It's illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath. * It's illegal to have a water gun fight/duel. * In Boston two people may not kiss in front of a church. * In Boston one can't eat peanuts while in church. * In Boston a citizen may not own more than 3 dogs. * In Marlboro a citizen can't own more than 2 dogs. * In Salem even a married couple can't sleep together in the nude in rented rooms. Michigan * A state law stipulates that a woman's hair legally belongs to her husband. * One can't swear in front of women or children. * Under state law dentists are officaly classified as "mechanics". * In Detroit, it is illegal to make love in a car unless it is parked on your property. * It's against the law to serenade your girlfriend in Kalamazoo. Minnesota * It's illegal to sleep naked. * All men riding motorcycles must wear shirts. * Every man in Brainerd is required by law to grow a beard. * In International Falls dogs can't chase cats up a telegraph pole, owners can be finned. * In Minneapolis, double-parkers can be put on a chain gang. * In St. Cloud hamburgers can't be eaten on Sundays. Mississippi * Cattle rustling is punishable by hanging. * In Oxford one may not spit on the sidewalks on the square. * In Oxford Motor vehicals on the squar are prohibited. * In Truro it is still legal to kill one's "servant." Missouri * A man must have a permit to shave. * In Excelsior Springs it's illigal to make a squirrel worry. * In Kansas city instilation of a four legged bathtub with toes that resemble those of an animal is prohibited. * In Marquette it's illegal for more than 4 unrelated persons to occupy the same living space. * In University City it's illegal for a person to have a yard sale in your "front yard". It's also Illegal to have more than 2 yardsales a year. Montana * It's a felony for a wife to open her husbands mail. * In Billings one can't raise pet rats. * In Excelsior Springs one can't throw a ball within city limmits. * In Helena no item can be thrown accross a street. * In Helana a woman's cloths must weigh more than 3lb 2oz before she can legaly dance on a saloon table. * In Whitehall it's illegal to operate a vehical with icepicks attached to it's wheels. Nebraska * It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license. * It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup. * In Omaha, barbers are forbidden from shaving their customers' chests. * If a child burps during a church service in Omaha, his or her parents may be arrested. * In Waterloo, barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7am and 7pm. Nevada * It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway. * In Eureka, men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women. * Every one walking the streets of Elko is required to wear a mask. * In Las Vegus it's illegal to pawn ones dentures. * In Nyala, a man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other than himself at any one period during the day. New Hampshire * It's against the law to collect seaweed or rockweed from the seashore that is below the high watermark. * It's illegal to sell the cloaths of one's back to pay off a gambling dept. * It's illegal to dye margerine pink. New Jersey * It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer. * It is illegal to slurp soup. * In Dumont it's illegal to spit on the sidewalks on Sundays. * In Newark, it is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor. * In Trenton, it is illegal to throw a bad pickle in the street. New Mexico * In Carrizozo it's forbiden for a female to appear unshaven in public. * In Deming one can't spit on the steps of the opera house. * In Las Chruces one can't carry a lunch box down Main Street. New York * It's against the law to throw a ball at a person's head just for fun. * A license must be obtained for hanging cloths on a clothsline. * In Walden you can't give someone a drink of water with out a permit. * In NYC a woman is premited to go toppless in public provided it's not being used as a business. They can also ride the subway toppless (since it's okay for the men to do it too). * In NYC it's illegal to smoke with in 100 ft of a public building. North Carolina * It's illegal for a bingo game to last longer than 5 hrs (unless this game is being played at a fair). * In Asheville it's illegal to sneeze within city limmets. * In Charlotte women must have their bodies covered by atleast 16 yards of cloth at all times. North Dakota * It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on. * It is illegal to serve beer and pretzels at the same time in any bar, club, or restaurant Ohio * It's illegal to fish for whales on Sundays. * In Cleaveland it's illegal to operate a motor vehical while sitting in someones lap. * In Cleaveland it's also illegal for women to were patented leather shoes. * In Oxford it's illegal for a woman to stip off her cloathing while in front of a picture of a man. Oklahoma * Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property. * Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger. * People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed. * Women can't do their own hair with out being licensed by the state. * Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings. * In Schulter it's illegal for a woman that's either wearing only lingere or a towel or who's totaly nude to gamble. Oregon * Dishes must drip dry. * Ice Cream can't be eaten on Sundays. * It's illegal to buy or sell marijuana, yet it's legal to smoke it on your own property. * It's illigal to be seen in public with the number 69 on any of ones clothing. * In Beaverton you must buy a $10 permit to instal a burglar alarm. * In Eugene it's illegal to show movies or attend a car race on Saturdays. * In Hood River juggling without a licence is prohibited. * In Stanfield no more than two people can share a single drink. * In Stanfield cloth towel dispensers are banned from restrooms. * In Willowdale no man may curse while having sex with his wife. Pennsylvania * A person who has particiapated in a duel is no longer elligible to become a Govenor. * A minister is prohibited from performing a marriage if either the bride or groom is drunk. * Men can't purchase alcohol without written concent of their wives. * In Morrisville women need a permite to wear cosmetics. * In Philidephia you can't put pretzels in bags. Rhode Island * When passing a car on the left you are required to make a loud noise. * It's illegal to throw pickle juice on a trolley. * In Newport, it's illegal to smoke a pipe after sunset. * In Providence it's against the law to to jump off a bridge. South Carolina * Musical Instruments may not be sold on Sundays. * A person must be 18 yrs old to operate a pinball machine. South Dakota * It's illegal to fall asleep in a cheese factory. * Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive mannor are forbidden. * In Sioux Falls hotels are expected to have twin beds in every room which have to be atleast 2ft apart. A couple can't make love on the floor between the two beds. Tennessee * It's illegal to transport a skunk accross state lines (unless it's to be used at a zoo). * It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish. * In Dyersburg, it is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date. * In Memphis it's illegal to give any pie to a fellow dinner, it's illegal to take any unfinished pie out of a resteraunt. Texas * It's illegal to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. * You can't go bare foot without getting a special $5 permit. * It's illegal to sell ones own eye. * It is illegal to milk another person's cow. * In Houston, it is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday. * In LeFors, it is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing. * In Mesquite it's illigal for children to have "unusual" haircuts. Utah * A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence. * Birds have the right of way on highways. * In Monroe, daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor. Vermont * A woman must obtain written permission from their husband to wear false teeth. * In Rutland it's illegal to allow ones car to backfire. Virginia * An unmarried person can not have sex, this crime is punishable as a class 4 misdemener. * Driving with out wearing shoes is phohibited. * It's illegal to tickle women. * In Lebanon it's illegal to kick your wife out of bed. * In Norfolk a man may face up to 60 days in jail for patting a woman's derriere (bottom). * Also in Norfolk spitting on a seagull is not tolerated. * In Richmond it's illegal to flip a coin at any eating establishment to see who pays for coffee. * In Victoria it's illegal to skate down the sidewalk of Maine Street. * In Virginia Beach it's illegal to ride on the handlebars of a bicycle. Washington * All lolipops are banned. * It's illegal to buy any meat product on Sunday. * One can't buy a mattress on a Sunday. * In Bremerton one can't shuck peanuts on the street. * In Lynden dancing and drinking may not occur at the same establishment. * In Spokane televisions can't be bought on Sundays. West Virginia * It is illegal to snooze on a train. * If you wear a hat inside a theater you can be fined. * Roadkill can be taken home for dinner. * In Nicholas County, no clergy members may tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during church services. Wisconsin. * It is illegal to cut a woman's hair. * It is illegal to kiss on a train. * Unless a person spesificaly orders margarine it's prohibited to serve it as a substitute for butter. * In Foxpoint it's illegal for dogs to bark profusely, snarl or make any menicing gestures. * In St. Croix, women are not allowed to wear anything red in public Wyoming * In public theaters or places of amusement it's illegal to wear a hat that obstructs another persons veiw. * It's illegal for women to stand any closer to the bar than 5 feet while drinking. * It's illegal to tickle women.