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The Lawyer's Dog
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A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.
Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of
his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer. Incensed at the theft, the
butcher called up his neighbor and said, "Hey, if your dog stole a roast
from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?" The
lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?"
"$7.98."
A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98.
Attached to it was an invoice that read:
Legal Consultation Service: $150
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