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The Collision
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A doctor traveling by car along a country road collided
with an attorney, who happened to be driving in the opposite direction.
The attorney, seeing that the doctor was a bit shaken up, helped him from
the car and offered him a drink of Scotch from his hip flask. The doctor
accepted, took a long drink and handed the flask back to the attorney, who
closed it and put it away.
"Aren't you going to have a drink yourself?" asked the
doctor. "Sure -- as soon as the police leave," replied the attorney.
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