|
St. Peter's Test
Home
Jokes Index
Lawyer Jokes Index
A teacher, a garbage collector and a lawyer wound up
together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get
into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.
St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was
the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie
about it."
The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the
Titanic." St. Peter let him through the gate.
St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring
Heaven didn't really need all the odors that this guy would bring with
him, decided to make the question a little harder, "How many people died
on the ship?"
Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the
movie. "1,228," he answered.
"That's right! You may enter."
St. Peter turned to the lawyer. "Name them."
|
