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A former lawyer applied to a government contractor for a job. The
contractor asked him what he could do. "I'll be a consultant," the lawyer
said.
"We have enough consultants," the contractor said.
"I know all about what's going on in government," the
lawyer said. "I'll be an advisor."
"We have enough advisors," the contractor said.
By now the lawyer was becoming a little desperate.
"Look," he said, "I'm not overly proud. I'll help you with paperwork, sort
of like a clerk."
"Sorry," said the contractor. "We have more than enough
clerks.
With that the lawyer got upset. Jumping to his feet, he
turned toward the door and shouted, "Well, to work for you, I'd have to be
a low-down, double-dealing SOB anyhow."
"You didn't say you were a lawyer!" exclaimed the
contractor. "Do sit down."
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